Any good jokes ... ?

[houblon]

Hey I just posted that on Facebook!

I've suspected for some time that someone's set up a script that automatically redirects stuff from Facecloth to PsycleChat.

 

[Cavalol]

What's Mr T's favourite yogurt?

A Petis Filous.


*Reaches for coat

 

[Cavalol]

Today is ’freedom day’ and Ginger Spice finally gets her knickers back.

There must be another joke in that, something about it transferring from one woman's front bottom to another.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Chris S]

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There are too many obvious mistakes in that for it to be genuine

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

‘Dalesman’ magazine
(August 2007)

 

[PaulB]

This should be in the history thread but as there isn't one....

52 years ago today, the Apollo 11 mission landed on the moon.

May their names live on forever:

Neil Armstrong, Buzz Aldrin and the other bloke.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Accidentally drank a bottle of invisible ink. I’m currently in Casualty, waiting to be seen.

 

[tyred]

 

[mistyoptic]

I came across a script for another Star Wars film the other day. I thought the plot was a bit boring.

It's based around the exploits of a small Jedi. There are battles, light sabres, space trips, revelations, Yoda Yoda Yoda...

 

[Cavalol]

I used to support my football team week in, week out, home and away. Then I received a banning order.


Or a marriage certificate, as my wife prefers to call it.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[roadrash]

 

[neil_merseyside]

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Too soon?

 

[Smokin Joe]

I wondered why people had stopped posting jokes as I hadn't seen this thread for ages. Every now and again I'd noticed "Ignored thread" in Cafe and wondered what it meant till I searched my profile and made the discovery that I'd accidently managed to put @cisamcgu on ignore.

Don't know how that happened, sorry mate.