Any good jokes ... ?

[tyred]

Not a joke but it made me laugh today. Somebody hasn't quite got the hang of casting...

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Not a joke but it made me laugh today. Somebody hasn't quite got the hang of casting... View attachment 609731

That's Impresarios for you

 

[rikki]

Not a joke but it made me laugh today. Somebody hasn't quite got the hang of casting... View attachment 609731

Where's the couch?

 

[PK99]

 

[tyred]

 

[VelvetUnderpants]

 

[VelvetUnderpants]

 

[PK99]

 

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

I once went out with a Welsh girl who had 38DDs. She finished with me because I couldn't pronounce her name.

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[All uphill]

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Very good, but where's gas mark 4?

 

[MichaelW2]

Fuel: are you measuring usage: Imperial UK gallons.
Are you buying: Litres

Angles: are you doing schoolwork: degrees
Are you trying to kill someone at extreme range: mils.


Air Pressure: Inside a tyre: PSI
Outside a tyre: hectoPascals (hPa).

 

[Electric_Andy]

Should be another one for temperature:
Are you describing on a tabloid newspaper headline how hot the weather is? Yes = degrees F No = degrees C

 

[PeteXXX]

Pic taken as I was being dragged around Next, this morning..