mistyoptic
Vintage
- Location
- A parallel reality
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Any good jokes ... ?
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Chris S
Legendary Member
- Location
- Birmingham
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Chris S
Legendary Member
- Location
- Birmingham
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twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
- Location
- Over the Hill
I suppose one of the Risk Assessment lines would be :-
Parcels to be minimum 24" to prevent 'kissing' in case of STD
Well it would have to be at least 24" to keep me safe
Chris S
Legendary Member
- Location
- Birmingham
What does a man with a 12 inch penis have for breakfast?
Well this morning I had a boiled egg.
Well this morning I had a boiled egg.
craigwend
Grimpeur des terrains plats
You misspelt panini...
DaveReading
Don't suffer fools gladly (must try harder!)
- Location
- Reading, obvs
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
Farage and Johnson walk into a pub.
The barman says, ‘Why the long farce?’
The barman says, ‘Why the long farce?’
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
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Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
And no, not political: seen on a greenkeepers’ website.
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Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
newts
Veteran
- Location
- Isca Dumnoniorum
Two windmills are standing on a wind farm. One asks, ‘What’s your favorite kind of music?’
The other replies, ‘I’m a big metal fan.’
The other replies, ‘I’m a big metal fan.’
