Any good jokes ... ?

[PeteXXX]

 

[Chris S]

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Profpointy]

Just joined the local dyslexic brass band. I play the toblerone.

Accordion to some dyslexia is associated with music

 

[Threevok]

I've just returned from Mountain Biking in Iceland

My pedals scratched the freezers quite a bit

 

[tyred]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Chris S]

 

[Hover Fly]

Moon bunnies gone for another job interview, got in tonight, message on the table:

Your tea is in the oven all you have to do is light it, I have already turned the gas on to the right setting

 

[mistyoptic]

Moon bunnies gone for another job interval, got in tonight, message on the table:

Bang-ers and mash?

 

[Cavalol]

My wife asked me what I’d like for Christmas, and I replied I quite fancied a spa. ‘No problem’ she replied as she danced round a bit and floored me with a heavy right.

 

[morrisman]

I just played a gig in a fertility clinic.
I got a standing ovulation!

 

[tyred]