Any good jokes ... ?

[Chris S]

Turkeys are free in Tesco this year - so long as you can run faster than the security guard.

 

[tyred]

 

[craigwend]

 

[Seevio]

One day Rick Astley will die and nobody will click on the headline.

 

[betty swollocks]

Got to keep my new cat indoors, in case he invades Poland.

 

[Chromatic]

http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/cgi-bin/seigmiaow.pl

 

[tyred]

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[ClichéGuevara]

 

[Arjimlad]

Practice makes perfect!

 

[welsh dragon]

My grandad used to say " As one door closes, another one opens".

Lovely man, but a terrible cabinet maker.

 

[PaulB]

Apple have announced that though sales are down, their turnover is still very good.

 

[craigwend]

 

[tyred]

 

[Dayvo]