Any good jokes ... ?

[craigwend]

 

[PeteXXX]

Just realised its 5 years since someone stole my entire herb collection.

Where did the thyme go?

 

[craigwend]

I bought my friend an elephant for his room.

He said “Thanks”

I said “Don’t mention it...”

 

[Chris S]

 

[tyred]

 

[betty swollocks]

My mate Nick is the best prankster ever.
Every time I come home from work early, he's in my wardrobe waiting to jump out on me. How he sneaks past the wife without her knowing, I'll never know.
Legend!

 

[PaulB]

My mate Nick is the best prankster ever.
Every time I come home from work early, he's in my wardrobe waiting to jump out on me. How he sneaks past the wife without her knowing, I'll never know.
Legend!

 

[Tenkaykev]

My mate Nick is the best prankster ever.
Every time I come home from work early, he's in my wardrobe waiting to jump out on me. How he sneaks past the wife without her knowing, I'll never know.
Legend!

I preferred @betty swollocks version 😉

 

[ACF]

I preferred @betty swollocks version 😉

It's the way he tells it

 

[ClichéGuevara]

I ordered 4 Kindles from Amazon on black friday. They've sent me a 2 Ronnies dvd.

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[PaulB]

I preferred @betty swollocks version 😉

Well if she can rip off mine - and then insulting me - then two can play at that game!

 

[T4tomo]

I preferred @betty swollocks version 😉

Much preferred @PaulB 's far funnier

 

[Smokin Joe]

Much preferred @PaulB 's far funnier

It's the way he tells them.

 

[tyred]