Any good jokes ... ?

[tyred]

 

[PaulB]

I made a big decision this morning.
I've given up alcohol until 2023 ...........its 12.23 now, so only 8 hours to go!

 

[tyred]

I'm going to open a gym called "Resolutions."

It will have exercise equipment for the first three weeks of the year and then will have a bar and a hotdog stand installed for the rest of the year.

 

[Oldhippy]

I'm going to open a gym called "Resolutions."

It will have exercise equipment for the first three weeks of the year and then will have a bar and a hotdog stand installed for the rest of the year.

In today's world it would not surprise me one bit if that wasn't a runaway success.

 

[Dirk]

Tried to buy some OXO cubes this morning but they were out of stock.

 

[Dirk]

Bought a brand new Thesaurus today & when I opened it every page was blank!

I have no words to describe how angry I am!

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[tyred]

 

[PaulB]

If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly, orderly, orderly, orderly, orderly queue.

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[PeteXXX]

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[srj10]

 

[srj10]

My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline; she hit the roof.

 

[Dayvo]

AT LAST!