Any good jokes ... ?

[craigwend]

And you can't take her out the night before

You've got to be so careful what you put in them or it might get rejected

 

[tyred]

 

[PaulB]

So I said to the waitress, "What's the duck like?" and she said, "Like the chicken, but it can swim."

 

[srj10]

Tried to buy some OXO cubes this morning but they were out of stock.

I've recently started investing in stocks, chicken, veg and beef.
This time next year I'll be a bouillonaire

 

[kynikos]

You've got to be so careful what you put in them or it might get rejected

OK, that's enough. Can we put a lid on it now please?

 

[ClichéGuevara]

I've just come back from the national house building championships.

I made it through to the semis.

 

[Tribansman]

I've just come back from the national house building championships.

I made it through to the semis.

Are you now feeling a bit flat?

 

[Speicher]

OK, that's enough. Can we put a lid on it now please?

No, it's wheelly bin fun!

 

[Speicher]

Are you now feeling a bit flat?

He could bung a low roof on it.

 

[Electric_Andy]

OK, that's enough. Can we put a lid on it now please?

If she talks trash, dump her

 

[ClichéGuevara]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[newts]

Are you now feeling a bit flat?

Just detached.

 

[postman]

And you can't take her out the night before

You don't have to take her home,just leave her outside someone else's gate.

 

[Dayvo]