- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
No need to get wound up, we are having a ball! 
Any good jokes ... ?
- Thread starter cisamcgu
- Start date
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- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
The Needle Nutter's real name is Hank.
KnittyNorah
Über Member
- Location
- The Frozen North (of England)
... and he's been spinning a yarn which resulted, at first, in the wool being pulled over the police's eyes but now, having asked for help from the local crocheting club, they've got their hooks into him ...
betty swollocks
large member
tribanjules
Guru
- Location
- Birmingham
Andy_R
Hard of hearing..I said Herd of Herring..oh FFS..
- Location
- County Durham
If he's like any other typical tory MP, then the photo on the right is of him during one of Boris's parties...
Tribansman
Veteran
This thread's starting to unravel amid the knitty gritty of knitting puns. If that's what you all want, sew be it, but it could go on infi-knit-ly
So he tells his doctor that he has taken a beautiful 20 Yr old bride and for the last 12 months had been trying for a family. But alas no luck so far.
The doctor in his wisdom, advises the old man - "why don't you take in a lodger".
Six months pass by and the old man bumps into the doctor and says "doctor, I must thank you for suggesting taking in a lodger. My wife is pregnant and expecting a child in a few months."
The doctor with a smile, said "I thought that might help - what's happened to the lodger?"
The old man replied "oh, she's pregnant as well".
Andy in Germany
Guru
- Location
- Freiburg im Breisgau
Perhaps we can selvage it; the mods won't cast it off if there's still some purls of humour.
newts
Veteran
- Location
- Isca Dumnoniorum
Police asked the suspect to pullover & have the cuffs ready, just in case he turns into jumper.
Colin Grigson
Bass guitarist - Bad News
- Location
- Slovakia
I like English children but I think German children are kinder
