Any good jokes ... ?

[Oldhippy]

Saw a great t shirt yesterday with 'Don't grow up, it's a trap!' Never a truer word said.

 

[kynikos]

Does anyone know what a Rorschach ink blot test is?

I Googled it, but all I can find are pictures of my parents yelling at me.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Saw a great t shirt yesterday with 'Don't grow up, it's a trap!' Never a truer word said.

When I was a teacher I sometime had a kid moaning that they were treated as a kid and not as an adult (normally 15 year old boys!!)
I used to tell them that if they were REALLY being treated as an adult they would really have something to moan about - but no-one would listen
don;t think they listened - but if was fun telling them!!!

 

[Dayvo]

If he's like any other typical tory MP, then the photo on the right is of him during one of Boris's parties...

Hmmm….!

 

[Buck]

Had an exorcist around to get rid of a couple of ghosts but I refused to pay him.

Apparently my house is getting repossessed.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Seevio]

Emo: The world is broken and I'm sad because there's nothing I can do to fix it.

Goth: The world is broken but there's beauty in the dark parts.

Punk: The world is broken and I'm angry and will fight something to fix it.

Ska: The world is broken but I've got a ***kin trumpet!

 

[cisamcgu]

Why were the first 6 Star Wars films filmed in the order 4 5 6 1 2 3?

Because Yoda production in charge of was.

 

[tyred]

 

[Sharky]

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Looks bad, probably terminal

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Very old fashioned - can we have something more current?

 

[Oldhippy]

I see everyone is sparking off off each other again.

 

[Speicher]

I detect a resistance to change. Shocking!

 

[benb]

That's anode one

 

[benb]

A man bought some sausages as usual from his local butcher.
He cooked them up and when he ate them, he was horrified to discover that while the middle was lovely sausagemeat as normal, each end was stuffed with sawdust.

Furious, he confronted the butcher, who explained that times were very difficult at the moment with everything being so expensive, and he was having trouble making ends meat.