Any good jokes ... ?

[tyred]

 

[Dave7]

I had a parrot that was obese.
It died this week and although I was upset it was a weight off my shoulder.

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[newfhouse]

 

[Seevio]

Policeman: Do you know why I pulled you over sir?
Me: If you've forgotten I'm not going to remind you.
Policeman: Step out of the car...

 

[tyred]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Cavalol]

I've just sorted out the cleaning schedule at the zoo with Tight Fit.


The lion sweeps tonight.

 

[Cavalol]

Little known fact that two of The Beatles were names after airports - John, Paul, George and Ringway.

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[Cavalol]

I'm playing cricket against a team from my local fish & chip shop later. Their fielders and bowlers aren't that good, but their batter is brilliant.

 

[tyred]

 

[PaulB]

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[mistyoptic]