Any good jokes ... ?

[tyred]

 

[PaulB]

To the person who took my place in the queue....I'm after you!

 

[Chris S]

To the thieving git who stole my Prozac - I hope you're happy now.

 

[tyred]

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[Andy_R]

As a child we were so poor that all of my school clothes came from the Army Surplus shop. I was the only Japanese General in my class.

 

[Chromatic]

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

 

[tyred]

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[PeteXXX]

I wish people would stop moaning about things and be thankful for once.

I mean moaning about £1.99 for a cup of tea. Moaning about £2.50 for coffee.

Constantly moaning about parking charges of £3.00 an hour.

Get a life, will you, or I'll stop inviting you round to my house!!

 

[Andy in Germany]

I wish people would stop moaning about things and be thankful for once.

I mean moaning about £1.99 for a cup of tea. Moaning about £2.50 for coffee.

Constantly moaning about parking charges of £3.00 an hour.

Get a life, will you, or I'll stop inviting you round to my house!!

Glad you found the thread...

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Tomorrow Argos are selling off 30 foot snooker tables for only £50!

Get there early, there will be long queues.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

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