Any good jokes ... ?

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[tyred]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[srj10]

I've joined a dating agency for arsonists ,they send me new matches every week.

 

[tyred]

 

[Andy_R]

Control Tower: "Can you give me your location?"
Me: "I'm next to a cloud that looks like a lion"
Control Tower: "Can you be more specific?"
Me: "Simba from the Lion King"

 

[NorthernDave]

I'm on the British Original Reduction In Size diet.
Thanks to BORIS I'm now so poor I can't afford to eat, and the weight is just dropping away.

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[Dave7]

I went the pub with a group of friends. I went to the bar and ordered 3 pints, 3 glasses of wine and various crisps.
The barman asked "do you want a tray"?
I said "don't you think I have enough to carry"?

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[craigwend]

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[Scaleyback]

I went the pub with a group of friends. I went to the bar and ordered 3 pints, 3 glasses of wine and various crisps.
The barman asked "do you want a tray"?
I said "don't you think I have enough to carry"?

Dave7, Do you listen to Tony Blackburn and 'Sounds of the Sixties' by any chance ?