Any good jokes ... ?
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Dayvo
just passin' through
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- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
mistyoptic
Vintage
- Location
- A parallel reality
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
wiggydiggy
Guru
What do you call a train that doesn't stop at the station?
Thomas the bastard.
Thomas the bastard.
Sherlock Holmes was watching a nature programme with his family and his daughter said, "I’m bored of watching this let’s turn over"
Mrs Holmes said, "I like it keep it on this"
Their daughter shouted “what a load of bush!” "It’s a forest Ellie!" shouted Mrs Holmes...
Sherlock Holmes pipes up “Ellie meant tree my dear, what’s on?"
*I'll even apologise for that one. Sorry.
Mrs Holmes said, "I like it keep it on this"
Their daughter shouted “what a load of bush!” "It’s a forest Ellie!" shouted Mrs Holmes...
Sherlock Holmes pipes up “Ellie meant tree my dear, what’s on?"
*I'll even apologise for that one. Sorry.
Moon bunny
Judging your grammar.
- Location
- Basking in my own brilliance.
What’s the difference between a cow and a Keep calm and carry on poster?
You can’t milk a cow for twenty years.
You can’t milk a cow for twenty years.
Andy in Germany
Guru
- Location
- Freiburg im Breisgau
I remember my son got a T-Shirt with a reproduction of this from his German School because he came top in a state-wide English test. It said "Keep calm and speak English". The irony of this was not lost on me.
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