Any good jokes ... ?

[tyred]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[morrisman]

Blakey's Seven

 

[wiggydiggy]

What do you call a train that doesn't stop at the station?

Thomas the bastard.

 

[tyred]

 

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

Rainwater has been dripping through the roof of my aviary.


It's really getting on my t*ts.

 

[Cavalol]

Sherlock Holmes was watching a nature programme with his family and his daughter said, "I’m bored of watching this let’s turn over"
Mrs Holmes said, "I like it keep it on this"
Their daughter shouted “what a load of bush!” "It’s a forest Ellie!" shouted Mrs Holmes...
Sherlock Holmes pipes up “Ellie meant tree my dear, what’s on?"


*I'll even apologise for that one. Sorry.

 

[Moon bunny]

What’s the difference between a cow and a Keep calm and carry on poster?


You can’t milk a cow for twenty years.

 

[Andy in Germany]

What’s the difference between a cow and a Keep calm and carry on poster?


You can’t milk a cow for twenty years.

I remember my son got a T-Shirt with a reproduction of this from his German School because he came top in a state-wide English test. It said "Keep calm and speak English". The irony of this was not lost on me.

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]