Any good jokes ... ?

[Cavalol]

My girlfriend bought a home waxing kit the other day. She asked me if she should just do the sides, or leave a strip down the middle. I said I'd prefer it if she didn't have a moustache at all.

 

[bruce1530]

I went out with this girl and said 'I think we should try another sex position tonight'

'Maybe', she replied, 'which one?'

'How about the wheel barrow?' I suggested

'Ok,' came the response, 'but don't push me past my house, my dad will go mad'

We tried the doggie position last night.

I sit up and beg while she plays dead….

 

[tyred]

 

[morrisman]

Should that not be 66,472?

Actually, In many countries it would be 66.472

 

[DaveReading]

Actually, In many countries it would be 66.472

Or even 66 472

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

or 7

 

[Cavalol]

I just asked the wife if she could think of an anagram for a spa town situated on the River Wharfe in West Yorkshire that's mentioned in a famous song.
"Not likely" she said.

 

[oldfatfool]

I believe you have gone astray with your calculation. If you wish to convert 66,472 old pennies into pounds, shillings and pence then the amount would be almost £277 ( close, but not precise ). There were 240 old pennies to the pound sterling.
Perhaps it is £276 19s 4d.

What is it in groats?

 

[Electric_Andy]

Why did the non- binary prospector head out west?

There was gold in them/their hills

 

[betty swollocks]

Aha, that's where it is! On a roundabout in Hampshire.

 

[T4tomo]

I just asked the wife if she could think of an anagram for a spa town situated on the River Wharfe in West Yorkshire that's mentioned in a famous song.
"Not likely" she said.

lucky, she could have got you "castrated"

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[tyred]

 

[Chris S]

Aha, that's where it is! On a roundabout in Hampshire.

View attachment 702880

SNAP!
https://www.cyclechat.net/threads/any-good-jokes.78142/page-1668#post-7043134

 

[newts]

This would indicate there are pi**heads both north & south.