Any good jokes ... ?

[Profpointy]

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[PeteXXX]

It's Birds of Prey quiz time, folks.

Fingers on buzzards...

🦅

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Cavalol]

Apparently, a load of Microsoft software has fallen off the back of a lorry.

That's the Word on the street.

 

[tyred]

 

[tyred]

 

[Dave7]

Someone asked me what was the French word for white but sadly my mind went blank.

 

[Dave7]

I called in at a restaurant and asked if they had table.
He said "do you mind waiting".
I said "not a problem"
He said "fine, take these drinks to table 9 then these main meals to table 5".

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[AndyRM]

 

[craigwend]

 

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

Just spotted exactly the same crossword clue for an eleven letter word in two different newspapers.
Coincidence?