Any good jokes ... ?

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PeteXXX

Cake or ice cream? The choice is endless ...
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Hamtun
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PeteXXX

Cake or ice cream? The choice is endless ...
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Hamtun
It's Birds of Prey quiz time, folks.

Fingers on buzzards...

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Dave7

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Cheshire
A guy walks into a pub along with his pet monkey.
The monkey proceeds to walk around eating anything it sees. Then it jumps on the pool table and swallows the cue ball.
The manager shouts "look, its just ate the cue ball". The guy apologises and pays for what the monkey has eaten.
Next week they return. This time the monkey snatches a maltezer, shoves it up his bum and then eats it. Then he does the same with some peanuts, up his bum then eats them.
The manger shouts "look what it is doing"!!!!
The guy says "yea, since it had to sh*t that cue ball he measures everything now".
 
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