Any good jokes ... ?

[tyred]

Pope Donald I has just been elected.

 

[AndyRM]

 

[Cavalol]

 

[Cavalol]

 

[craigwend]

 

[AndyRM]

 

[Profpointy]

 

[Profpointy]

 

[craigwend]

 

[tyred]

 

[Electric_Andy]

My golf instructor said to me "you need to work on your follow through". I said "oh, is it my swing?" He said "No, you've got sh*t down the back of your trousers"

 

[craigwend]

 

[Cavalol]

My nan had the entire A-Z of London tattooed on her body, from head to toe.

Say what you like, but you always knew where you were with her.

 

[classic33]

On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.
The pump attendant, who knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.
"Top of the mornin' to yer, sir" says the attendant.
Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
"What are those?, asks the attendant.
"They're called tees" replies Tiger.
"Well, what on the god's earth are they for?" inquires the Irishman.
"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Tiger.
"Feckin Hell", says the Irishman, "BMW thinks of everything !

 

[BigSid]

My golf instructor said to me "you need to work on your follow through". I said "oh, is it my swing?" He said "No, you've got sh*t down the back of your trousers"

My golf buddy said "You're standing too close to the ball."
Me (adjusts stance), "Is this better?"
My buddy, "I meant after you've hit it."
"B*****d!"