Any good jokes ... ?

[AndyRM]

 

[craigwend]

 

[tyred]

 

[rustybolts]

On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.
The pump attendant, who obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.
"Top of the mornin' to yer, sir" says the attendant.
Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
"What are those?, asks the attendant.
"They're called tees" replies Tiger.
"Well, what on the god's earth are they
for?" inquires the Irishman.
"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Tiger.
"Feckin Hell", says the Irishman, "BMW thinks of everything !

 

[Cavalol]

On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.
The pump attendant, who obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.
"Top of the mornin' to yer, sir" says the attendant.
Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
"What are those?, asks the attendant.
"They're called tees" replies Tiger.
"Well, what on the god's earth are they
for?" inquires the Irishman.
"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Tiger.
"Feckin Hell", says the Irishman, "BMW thinks of everything !

On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.
The pump attendant, who knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.
"Top of the mornin' to yer, sir" says the attendant.
Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
"What are those?, asks the attendant.
"They're called tees" replies Tiger.
"Well, what on the god's earth are they for?" inquires the Irishman.
"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Tiger.
"Feckin Hell", says the Irishman, "BMW thinks of everything !

Uh-oh!

 

[Sharky]

Men at 20, play football
At 40, they play tennis
Reaching 60, they play golf


You will notice as men get older, their balls get smaller.

 

[tyred]

 

[cyberknight]

 

[craigwend]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Men at 20, play football
At 40, they play tennis
Reaching 60, they play golf


You will notice as men get older, their balls get smaller.

WHat about ones that start cycling???

 

[AndyRM]

WHat about ones that start cycling???

Bearings are tiny.

 

[Andy in Germany]

Men at 20, play football
At 40, they play tennis
Reaching 60, they play golf

Missed the first two by a long way...

 

[tyred]

It still works

 

[Seevio]

They should do a remake of West Side Story but have it set in 1400s Italy and have it be two warring families instead of gangs.