Any good jokes ... ?

[craigwend]

 

[craigwend]

 

[craigwend]

if https://www.cyclechat.net/members/accy-cyclist.21759/ was a cat...

 

[matticus]

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I'm gonna put that on the wall over our bed ...

 

[Chris S]

I once sold Pope Jean Paul a guitar on ebay. He paid for it using PaPal.

 

[craigwend]

 

[Dave7]

A guy in the pub asked me if I wanted to stroke his cockerspaniel.
In hindsight I should have chosen his spaniel.

 

[tyred]

 

[Profpointy]

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The alternative punch-line "give him a biscuit and he'll let you"

 

[Jameshow]

https://www.argos.co.uk/product/729...20221493120850176&utm_term=120221493122640176

 

[Alex321]

https://www.argos.co.uk/product/729...20221493120850176&utm_term=120221493122640176

????

Where is the joke in that?

 

[PlanningforJapan]

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haha - been there!

 

[tyred]

 

[craigwend]

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

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The alternative punch-line "give him a biscuit and he'll let you"

As part of a Jasper Carrott routine quite a few years ago, & onto a live LP