Any good jokes ... ?

[Gwylan]

Sorry but would someone explain that to me.

No.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

 

[Moon bunny]

Sorry but would someone explain that to me.

Jokes are like prices, if you have to ask,..

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

I thought that omg was something that got exclaimed during funky frolics.

Why would you be discussing chemical elements at that point in time???

 

[Cavalol]

Why would you be discussing chemical elements at that point in time???

He Cd Lv Bi or Be with a Ho ?

 

[Cavalol]

My wife said 'I can think of 14 reasons to leave you, plus your obsession with tennis'
'That's 15, love' I replied.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Cavalol]

I was told recently that I was upsetting people with my jokes about fish and herbs.

For this, I would like to apologise.

I now realise there is a thyme and a plaice for these jokes.

 

[gbb]

I'm not going to link to the FB short I saw but...
Reporter talking to camera...
'And we're bringing you the shocking news, a woman has killed her husband for walking on the floor she was mopping'

Reporter turns to police officer...
'Any news if the suspect has been arrested yet ?'

Police officer...
'We're just waiting for the floor to dry ...

 

[tyred]

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I've written one of those too ...

 

[tyred]

If you write "Absolutely nothing" backwards, you get "Gnihton yletulosba" which means absolutely nothing.

 

[craigwend]

 

[AndyRM]

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Wouldn't work in Scotland


View: https://youtu.be/HbDnxzrbxn4?si=Vna1h8F9SIHY1-fa

 

[Dave7]

Ive walked the walk and I've talked the talk.
Now, at my age I am happy to just sit the sit.

 

[JtB]

If you were a politician you’d be happy to just lie the lie.