Kid: So Dad, why did Mom lock you out of the house?
Dad: She heard me on the phone with Uncle Steve talking about running errands.
Kid: So what did you guys do?
Dad: Steve went to get a used car, I went to the store to get a tool to scrape paint off of furniture.
Kid: What's wrong with that?
Dad: Well all Mom heard was, "You go get the Escort, I'll get the stripper and we'll meet up at your place."