Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
For those of us born in the early 1960's, that brings back some "painful" memories of mid 60's to mid 70's childhood attire.....
Any good jokes ... ?
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For those of us born in the early 1960's, that brings back some "painful" memories of mid 60's to mid 70's childhood attire.....
Andy in Germany
Guru
- Location
- Rottenburg am Neckar
Headaches, I imagine...
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
Kid: So Dad, why did Mom lock you out of the house?
Dad: She heard me on the phone with Uncle Steve talking about running errands.
Kid: So what did you guys do?
Dad: Steve went to get a used car, I went to the store to get a tool to scrape paint off of furniture.
Kid: What's wrong with that?
Dad: Well all Mom heard was, "You go get the Escort, I'll get the stripper and we'll meet up at your place."
Dad: She heard me on the phone with Uncle Steve talking about running errands.
Kid: So what did you guys do?
Dad: Steve went to get a used car, I went to the store to get a tool to scrape paint off of furniture.
Kid: What's wrong with that?
Dad: Well all Mom heard was, "You go get the Escort, I'll get the stripper and we'll meet up at your place."
Andy in Germany
Guru
- Location
- Rottenburg am Neckar
Are you reliving past trauma?
Chris S
Legendary Member
- Location
- Birmingham
Chris S
Legendary Member
- Location
- Birmingham
I thought this was a joke at first, it might as well be
Chris S
Legendary Member
- Location
- Birmingham
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
classic33
Leg End Member
An old man crashed his car into a Ferrari. The owner jumps out and confronts the old man, saying, “Give me $10,000 cash or you'll be sorry you crossed me!”
The old man replies, “Woah, I don’t have that much money, but let me call my son - he trains dolphins.”
The old man dials his son. As he is about to speak, the owner of Ferrari yanks the phone out of his hand and says, “So you train dolphins? Well, your old man just hit and damaged my car. You bring me $10,000 or I’m gonna whoop his and your ass."
The son answers, “Okay, buddy, give me 15 minutes and I’ll be there.”
In exactly 15 minutes, the son pulls up in a Jeep. He jumps out and slaps the Ferrari owner about a bit, then walks over to his father and says,
“Dad, I train Navy SEALs, not dolphins."
The old man replies, “Woah, I don’t have that much money, but let me call my son - he trains dolphins.”
The old man dials his son. As he is about to speak, the owner of Ferrari yanks the phone out of his hand and says, “So you train dolphins? Well, your old man just hit and damaged my car. You bring me $10,000 or I’m gonna whoop his and your ass."
The son answers, “Okay, buddy, give me 15 minutes and I’ll be there.”
In exactly 15 minutes, the son pulls up in a Jeep. He jumps out and slaps the Ferrari owner about a bit, then walks over to his father and says,
“Dad, I train Navy SEALs, not dolphins."
