Any good jokes ... ?

[Toshiba Boy]

Unless you flew off the treadmill, nobody wants to hear about your gym workout.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

You know when you buy a bag of salad, it goes all soggy and discoloured...... chocolate doesn't do that 👍🏻

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

You know when you buy a bag of salad, it goes all soggy and discoloured...... chocolate doesn't do that 👍🏻

are you sure????

I never think it is worth taking the risk

 

[Alex321]

You know when you buy a bag of salad, it goes all soggy and discoloured...... chocolate doesn't do that 👍🏻

That's because it doesn't last long enough

 

[Dave7]

I know a guy that went to one of those Swiss suicide clinics.
He signed himself out after a day, said he was upset because for breakfast they gave him a bowl of Cheerios.

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[srj10]

I've started a new fitness regime combining stretching exercises with Bible reading, it's called Pontius Pilates.

 

[tyred]

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I tried taking one of those bicycles for a test ride and it bit me.

 

[tyred]

 

[tyred]

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[rikki]

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The Addams Family goes to Windsor Castle?