Any good jokes ... ?

[Gwylan]

Unless you flew off the treadmill, nobody wants to hear about your gym workout.

Pardon ...

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[tyred]

 

[Chris S]

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Perhaps he's going to put on the spare that was flat?

 

[Gwylan]

Perhaps he's going to put on the spare that was flat?

Did you think about that?

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Perhaps he's going to put on the spare that was flat?

No
you have to take the flat tyre off as it is flat at the bottom
you need to put it on the ground so there is room for the air to go in

 

[Chromatic]

Sheryl Crow and Russell Crowe walk into a bar, the barman phones the police and says he needs to report an attempted murder.

 

[Chris S]

Did you think about that?

I assume the original tyre was punctured? Spares go flat because tyre valves slowly leak.

 

[Dave7]

I give up drinking for a month.

Hang on, let me rephrase that........
. I give up !!
. Drinking for a month.

 

[Dave7]

THE WORLDS SHORTEST FAIRY TALE.
Once upon a time a guy asked a girl to marry him.
She said "no".
And the guy lived happily ever after.
He rode his bike whenever he wanted.
He went fishing....he played golf and he drank a lot of beer and whisky and had loads of money in the bank.
He left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.....and he lived happily ever after.

 

[tyred]

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[Cavalol]

 

[Dave7]

A wife accuses her husband of having an affair with her identical twin sister.
He says "that's ridiculous. I don't even fancy the fat, ugly, big nosed old bag".

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

In stock early, for 1st April?

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