Any good jokes ... ?

[Cavalol]

Scientists have created a dolphin with legs. Animal rights groups want the legs removed.

Scientists argue that would defeet the porpoise.

 

[tyred]

I stood at my window in horror yesterday, as I looked out my window at the crowd gathered around a crashed motorcyclist.

I went out yelling "let me through, let me through!"

A man at the front said "Thank God, are you a doctor?"

No!" I said, "But that is my pizza!"

 

[Gwylan]

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Is it vegan?

 

[Seevio]

Remember that time Gandalf convinced the entire party to flee so he could take out the balrog alone and get all the XP? Showed up at the next session with fancy new robes and everything. What a jerk.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Dave7]

Dear Jeremey Kyle.
I am 15 years old and pregnant by my boyfriend.
My BF is 20 years older than me, married and has 3 children. He has been in jail. He is a drug dealer and carries a gun.
How do I tell my parents that he is a Man United fan ?

 

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

I don't get why banks get so upset when you can't repay a loan.

You already knew I had no money when I applied for it.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Chris S]

 

[Cavalol]

I've just chased a hacker, but he got away.

I think he ransomware.

 

[Dave7]

An overweight woman goes to the Doctor who smiles and says "well, it looks like you are pregnant".
The woman says " oh how wonderful, I'm pregnant!!!
The Doctor says "no....you just look like you are".

 

[Chislenko]

Some cannibals broke into a convent near Coventry

Nuneaton.

 

[tyred]

Some cannibals broke into a convent near Coventry

Nuneaton.

I misread that as some cannabis!

 

[tyred]