Any good jokes ... ?

[Cavalol]

I misread that as some cannabis!

Weed on't want any of that.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Some cannibals broke into a convent near Coventry

Nuneaton.

That's particularly funny for me, as I was born and brought up in Coventry and my first full time job was up the road in Nuneaton.

 

[Chris S]

I misread that as some cannabis!

Had you been smoking it?

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[king of the mole hills]

Had you been smoking it?

Smoking is bad we vape it now in a lovely dry herb vape
Stay off the tobacco kids

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[Ming the Merciless]

 

[Ming the Merciless]

 

[Dave7]

If you had to choose between drinking wine every day as against being fat or skinny...... would you choose red or white ?

 

[tyred]

 

[BigSid]

I used to enjoy building sandcastles with my granddad until my mum took away the urn.

 

[PeteXXX]

I once saved Meatloaf's life in a restaurant as he was choking on a piece of German sausage.

I took the wurst right out of his mouth.......

😋

 

[tyred]