Any good jokes ... ?

[tyred]

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[FishFright]

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[tyred]

 

[dicko]

Wore my new jacket to see the local bonfire and it burst into flames. Started as a smoking jacket, ended as a blazer

 

[morrisman]

I have just read about a feudal uprising where a Duke's son was killed by the rebels. They used a trebuchet to knock him of the battlements with the only available ordinance; a severed peasant's decapitated head.
It was the first recorded use of a serf-face-to-heir missle

 

[AndyRM]

 

[FishFright]

 

[T4tomo]

 

[tyred]

 

[srj10]

Rumours of a food shortage at this year's Spoonerism Awards turned out to be a complete lack of pies.

 

[tyred]

 

[craigwend]

 

[Andy in Germany]

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Of course, now we google it, watch three YouTube videos, and still manage to break it because they're all about a slightly different version.
This takes about three hours longer than before, but that's progress...