Any good jokes ... ?

[Webbo2]

I am rather worried about the "Don't know" group!!!

Would the next question be “ When you have been to the toilet to open your bowels” Can you remember doing so”

 

[Chris S]

The 9%:
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That data would suggest that 53% of men wipe from the front.

 

[Jameshow]

The 9%:
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Maybe the don't knows lick.....🤣💩

 

[tyred]

 

[Punkawallah]

I am rather worried about the "Don't know" group!!!

If it reflects the population as a whole, that would mean about 6 million Britons have no idea whether they stand or sit to wipe . . .

 

[raleighnut]

If it reflects the population as a whole, that would mean about 6 million Britons have no idea whether they stand or sit to wipe . . .

Maybe they "Phone a friend"

 

[markemark]

If these were the only options then that group would also likely include those that do both or didn’t want to share that info but also didn’t want to not answer for whatever reason.

 

[Punkawallah]

If these were the only options then that group would also likely include those that do both or didn’t want to share that info but also didn’t want to not answer for whatever reason.

Probably - but where’s the fun in that?

 

[mistyoptic]

If it reflects the population as a whole, that would mean about 6 million Britons have no idea whether they stand or sit to wipe . . .

Maybe they squat and, therefore, don’t understand the question

 

[Andy in Germany]

If it reflects the population as a whole, that would mean about 6 million Britons have no idea whether they stand or sit to wipe . . .

Makes me glad I emigrated...

 

[Sharky]

I know this is light hearted and on the jokes thread, but on a serious note, there are loads of people that are unable to wipe themselves at all.

 

[Punkawallah]

I know this is light hearted and on the jokes thread, but on a serious note, there are loads of people that are unable to wipe themselves at all.

There is always someone worse off than you. But as they say, ‘laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you cry alone’.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Met a nice lady the other day - we got on well

very well actually

when we left the pub I walked her to her car - a nice new Honda - and she tried to get me to have sex with her on the bonnet
damn cheek!!

I mean what was she thinking

If I am going t have sex it will be on my own Accord!

 

[raleighnut]

Met a nice lady the other day - we got on well

very well actually

when we left the pub I walked her to her car - a nice new Honda - and she tried to get me to have sex with her on the bonnet
damn cheek!!

I mean what was she thinking

If I am going t have sex it will be on my own Accord!

You need to (Ford) Focus

 

[Andy in Germany]

Hur... Hur... Hur... sorry.

25 Years in Germany, and I still appear to have the humour of an eleven-year-old British Schoolboy.