Any good jokes ... ?

[Mike Ayling]

Men do remember. I remember the points setting for a Ford Cortina!

20 thou?

 

[PeteXXX]

I always wanted a Ford Pubic; it was made from old Corsairs.

 

[raleighnut]

I always wanted a Ford Pubic; it was made from old Corsairs.

Better watch you don't get 'caught in her'.

 

[Cavalol]

 

[prestonhere]

Men do remember. I remember the points setting for a Ford Cortina!

Bosch or motorcraft

 

[srj10]

Word of advice, when you buy a bigger bed you get more bed room but less bedroom.

 

[tyred]

People ask me why I moved to Switzerland.

Well, the flag is a big plus.

 

[tyred]

50% of Canada is made up of A.

 

[lenfield]

 

[raleighnut]

People ask me why I moved to Switzerland.

Well, the flag is a big plus.

Aye but you get a penknife with a tool for getting boy scouts out of horses hooves

 

[Arjimlad]

 

[tyred]

I was late for my job interview at UPS.

I said "Sorry I'm late. I went to the wrong address and got lost."

They made me regional manager.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Where did Captain Hook buy his hook?

Spoiler

At the second hand store.

 

[Cavalol]

I've just bought a Liverpool lamp.

It looks great in the middle of the table.

 

[Andy in Germany]

I've just bought a Liverpool lamp.

It looks great in the middle of the table.

Either that's a football reference or I've lived here too long to understand it.