Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
Any good jokes ... ?
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ebikeerwidnes
Guru
- Location
- Widnes
And there was no way you told your Mum you had fallen off unless you needed her to stop the bleeding!
side note - when I was at school the quad was made of tar with little red stones in it
these stones had edges that were 1,000,00 times sharper than a razor
so if you fell over then it hurt - and we HAD to wear shorts
but going to the teacher was a nono - they would but anti-septic on it
and the one they used was witch hazel - and the liquid that carried it was alcohol
which stung
A LOT!!!
we were brought up to be hard in my day!
Gwylan
Guru
- Location
- All at sea⛵
Glad its not just me
Gwylan
Guru
- Location
- All at sea⛵
and what happened then?
Gwylan
Guru
- Location
- All at sea⛵
But around here we say "hey banan"
The origin is veiled in antiquity and very inappropriate.
Chris S
Legendary Member
- Location
- Birmingham
mistyoptic
Vintage
- Location
- A parallel reality
I got really angry when the council took away my allotment.
I completely lost the plot.
I completely lost the plot.
ebikeerwidnes
Guru
- Location
- Widnes
That was probably a big financial hit as well
I have heard that allotment owners are always raking it in
ebikeerwidnes
Guru
- Location
- Widnes
I suspect an allotment owner near here is up to something
anyway this morning I saw a lorry delivering a load of soil there
The plot thickens!!!
anyway this morning I saw a lorry delivering a load of soil there
The plot thickens!!!
craigwend
Grimpeur des terrains plats
The nurse asked the patient to remove his clothing and put on a gown, to be checked by a doctor.
“In front of you”?”, he asks, shyly.
The nurse says, “Well no, but I've seen the naked human body before.”
The patient said, “Not one like mine. You would die laughing at my naked body.”
“Of course, I won't laugh.”, said the nurse to the patient. I am a professional. In over twenty years, I have never laughed at a patient.”
“Okay then”, said the patient and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing a huge male body with a the smallest adult male organ , the nurse had ever seen in her life.
In length and width, it was almost identical to a AAA battery.
Unable to control herself, the nurse tried to stop a giggle, but it just came out.
And then she started laughing at the fact that she was laughing. Feeling very badly that she had laughed at the patient's private part, she composed herself, as well as she could.
“I am so sorry”, the nurse said. “I do not know what came over to me. On my honour as a nurse and a lady, I promise that it won't happen again. Now tell me, what seems to be the problem?”
“It's swollen”, the patient replied.
“In front of you”?”, he asks, shyly.
The nurse says, “Well no, but I've seen the naked human body before.”
The patient said, “Not one like mine. You would die laughing at my naked body.”
“Of course, I won't laugh.”, said the nurse to the patient. I am a professional. In over twenty years, I have never laughed at a patient.”
“Okay then”, said the patient and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing a huge male body with a the smallest adult male organ , the nurse had ever seen in her life.
In length and width, it was almost identical to a AAA battery.
Unable to control herself, the nurse tried to stop a giggle, but it just came out.
And then she started laughing at the fact that she was laughing. Feeling very badly that she had laughed at the patient's private part, she composed herself, as well as she could.
“I am so sorry”, the nurse said. “I do not know what came over to me. On my honour as a nurse and a lady, I promise that it won't happen again. Now tell me, what seems to be the problem?”
“It's swollen”, the patient replied.
