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cisamcgu
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Any good jokes ... ?
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matticus
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Sky movies had it on repeat all day
Yeah, they've done that before. Classy.
My OH wanted a bottle of wine and as our car was out of action, got my bike out and cycled to the off-licence.
I stuffed the bottle inside my pants and was about to ride home, when I thought, what if I crash and the bottle smashed inside my pants - would be nasty.
So I drank it all before heading back.
Good job I did, because I fell off five times before getting home.
I stuffed the bottle inside my pants and was about to ride home, when I thought, what if I crash and the bottle smashed inside my pants - would be nasty.
So I drank it all before heading back.
Good job I did, because I fell off five times before getting home.
