Any good jokes ... ?

[cisamcgu]

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(someone had to ...)

Sky movies had it on repeat all day

 

[matticus]

Sky movies had it on repeat all day

Yeah, they've done that before. Classy.

 

[tyred]

 

[Sharky]

My OH wanted a bottle of wine and as our car was out of action, got my bike out and cycled to the off-licence.

I stuffed the bottle inside my pants and was about to ride home, when I thought, what if I crash and the bottle smashed inside my pants - would be nasty.

So I drank it all before heading back.
Good job I did, because I fell off five times before getting home.

 

[craigwend]

 

[craigwend]

 

[Cavalol]

How does Dolly Parton keep her swimming pool so clean?

Chlorine, chlorine, chlorine chloreeeeen

 

[further]

So true

 

[tyred]

 

[craigwend]

 

[craigwend]

Get down with da kidz and clean ears at the same time...

 

[craigwend]

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

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Clearly made up!!

Except that I checked it and he is real - from Austin, Texas

 

[Chris S]

Clearly made up!!

Except that I checked it and he is real - from Austin, Texas

He could have changed his name though.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

He could have changed his name though.

from a marketing point of view - everyone will remember him with that name!!!