Any good jokes ... ?

[Sharky]

Starting a new project, which requires some very intelligent candidates.

To check your suitability, just read out the following as quick as you can four times .....

Eye, Yam, Stew, Peed

So far no candidates have been successful

 

[Vapin' Joe]

Learn to speak with an Irish accent, just say the following four words as quickly as you can -

Wale

Oil

Beef

Hooked