Any good jokes ... ?

[tyred]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

I forgot he used to be in A Flock of Seagulls.

 

[Sharky]

Disc brakes are much over rated .....

They only slow you down

 

[tyred]

 

[tyred]

 

[craigwend]

 

[tyred]

 

[dicko]

 

[dicko]

It ‘evolved’ over time

 

[Dave7]

Donald Trump was just leaving the Whitehouse when a would be assasin jumps out with a gun. An FBI agent shouts Mickey Mouse. Everyone is confused and the gunman is arrested.
Aftwards the agent's boss asked "why the hell did you shout Mickey Mouse"?
He said "sorry, I was nervous.....I meant to shout Donald, duck".

 

[Dave7]

A little boy say to his mum "when I am grown up I want to be a man"
She says "dont be silly, you can't be both"

 

[Webbo2]

A little boy say to his mum "when I am grown up I want to get a man"
She says "dont be silly, you can't be both"

Your lack of checking what you have written tend to ruin your jakes.😉

 

[Dave7]

Your lack of checking what you have written tend to ruin your jakes.😉

I thought i had changed that

Your lack of checking what you have written tend to ruin your jakes.😉

Yep, I had corrected it but not pressed 'save'. Silly me.

 

[Mike Ayling]

Your lack of checking what you have written tend to ruin your jakes.😉

Dave has edited his post so maybe you should do the same

 

[FishFright]

It ‘evolved’ over time

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The last one was after they spent the night in the tent.