Mike Ayling
Guru
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- Melbourne Downunda
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Any good jokes ... ?
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Mike Ayling
Guru
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- Melbourne Downunda
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FishFright
More wheels than sense
So I needed to be told twice?
Bless me Father for I have sinned. Apologies for not having time to check every previous post.
lenfield
Senior Member
Where?
AndyRM
XOXO
- Location
- North Shields
Already posted.
Seevio
Guru
- Location
- South Glos
In the cartoons thread, what with it being a cartoon...
Seevio
Guru
- Location
- South Glos
Me: Any historical figure?
Wizard : Yes.
[later]
Beethoven: You seem disappointed.
Me: *hiding dog treats* It's fine.
Wizard : Yes.
[later]
Beethoven: You seem disappointed.
Me: *hiding dog treats* It's fine.
It really puzzles me as to why people need to point out that something has already been posted. OK, maybe do it for humour or if its maybe monotonous but generally, just skip it and move on.
Mike Ayling
Guru
- Location
- Melbourne Downunda
It irritates me immensely.
A woman who had been married 3 times was explaining to a friend why she was still a virgin.
She said that husband No 1 got so excited that on the way to the bedroom his heart gave out and sadly he died.
She then explained that she and No2 had a blazing row right after the wedding. They never spoke again and eventually divorced.
Her friend asked "well, what about No3 ?".
The woman said "oh, he was a politician. He just sat on the edge of the bed all night telling me how good it was going to be".
She said that husband No 1 got so excited that on the way to the bedroom his heart gave out and sadly he died.
She then explained that she and No2 had a blazing row right after the wedding. They never spoke again and eventually divorced.
Her friend asked "well, what about No3 ?".
The woman said "oh, he was a politician. He just sat on the edge of the bed all night telling me how good it was going to be".
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AndyRM
XOXO
- Location
- North Shields
Already posted.
Dag Hammar
Über Member
- Location
- Essex
Many comments complaining about repeat postings and how annoying they are ( and I agree ) but I’m compelled to nail my colours to the mast and say that when a joke contains errors then for me the humour is completely wiped out.
In the last line of the above joke I believe it should read “telling me” not “telling her” and then there is the word “could” which surely should be “good”.
Rant over.
Feel free to pounce on me if I have any errors in my comment 😁.
It irritates me immensely
