Any good jokes ... ?

[Dag Hammar]

What irritates me immensely is* pedantics who believe they are the grammar police!

Same people who tell you your shoes laces are undone.

Or you labels outside your clothing!🤣🤣

*Puposly dine fir effect!

Begging your pardon sir but having checked with Collins online English Dictionary there is no such word as “pedantics”
The correct word that you should have chosen is “pedant” or “pedants”. One can be pedantic.

Perhaps I am being semantic ?

 

[PeteXXX]

My next door neighbour is going to the West Indies..
Jamaica?

No, she wanted to go... 😋

Actually, she really is: she's leaving in a few minutes 😂

 

[matticus]

It irritates me immensely.

there's another thread for that, you buffoon.

 

[tyred]

What is wrong with repeating jokes anyway?

It worked out pretty well for Bruce Forsythe!