Any good jokes ... ?

[Cavalol]

 

[DRM]

...but there is one in Forsythe

this is turning into a saga,oops my bad that was the Forsyte's

 

[AndyRM]

Sorry that's a Urinal not a Lavvy and it ain't even plumbed in, all I can say is the School building had been the Art School for 50+ years and no-one had drawn that, Everybody just drew the Church etc. (badly)

Pretty original for a 13 year old.

I certainly wasn't trying to cast aspersions on your artistic prowess, sir.

 

[Dave7]

So there I was, about to order my chicken nuggets at MacDonalds when a guy I've never met says "excuse me but im vegetarian, do you realise that chicken you are going to eat had a family"?
I said "I hadn't thought of that"...... and changed my order to a bucket. That way none of the family gets left behind.

 

[Profpointy]

"There are only 3 original ideas in the world and you haven't had any of them."

The best thing my life drawing teacher said to me (and the class) as a precocious teenager.

Was it a genuine compliment or
had he not quite thought through the contradiction in a supposed insult

 

[DaveReading]

this is turning into a saga,oops my bad that was the Forsyte's

I didn't see that one coming.

 

[Dave7]

 

[The Crofted Crest]

Sorry that's a Urinal not a Lavvy

Actually Fountain.
And perhaps Baroness Elsa von Freytag-Loringhoven.

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[Dave7]

My local council has said that opening more public urinals is thier number one priority.

 

[raleighnut]

Actually Fountain.
And perhaps Baroness Elsa von Freytag-Loringhoven.

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I wouldnae drink out of it.

 

[Jameshow]

My local council has said that opening more public urinals is thier number one priority.

They are taking the pizs!!!

 

[kynikos]

I think he's the one on the right...

 

[mistyoptic]

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I think he's the one on the right...

You’d never wear y-fronts under that frock…

 

[morrisman]

From the vistor info for Milton Keynes Tree Cathedral

There are no public toilets in this park. The closest facilities are at the Watersports Centre at Willen Lake.

 

[Gwylan]

Begging your pardon sir but having checked with Collins online English Dictionary there is no such word as “pedantics”
The correct word that you should have chosen is “pedant” or “pedants”. One can be pedantic.

Perhaps I am being semantic ?

No, just a bit of a twerp