Any good jokes ... ?

[Cavalol]

 

[DRM]

...but there is one in Forsythe

this is turning into a saga,oops my bad that was the Forsyte's

 

[AndyRM]

Sorry that's a Urinal not a Lavvy and it ain't even plumbed in, all I can say is the School building had been the Art School for 50+ years and no-one had drawn that, Everybody just drew the Church etc. (badly)

Pretty original for a 13 year old.

I certainly wasn't trying to cast aspersions on your artistic prowess, sir.

 

[Dave7]

So there I was, about to order my chicken nuggets at MacDonalds when a guy I've never met says "excuse me but im vegetarian, do you realise that chicken you are going to eat had a family"?
I said "I hadn't thought of that"...... and changed my order to a bucket. That way none of the family gets left behind.

 

[Profpointy]

"There are only 3 original ideas in the world and you haven't had any of them."

The best thing my life drawing teacher said to me (and the class) as a precocious teenager.

Was it a genuine compliment or
had he not quite thought through the contradiction in a supposed insult

 

[DaveReading]

this is turning into a saga,oops my bad that was the Forsyte's

I didn't see that one coming.