Any good jokes ... ?

[Dag Hammar]

What irritates me immensely is* pedantics who believe they are the grammar police!

Same people who tell you your shoes laces are undone.

Or you labels outside your clothing!🤣🤣

*Puposly dine fir effect!

Begging your pardon sir but having checked with Collins online English Dictionary there is no such word as “pedantics”
The correct word that you should have chosen is “pedant” or “pedants”. One can be pedantic.

Perhaps I am being semantic ?

 

[PeteXXX]

My next door neighbour is going to the West Indies..
Jamaica?

No, she wanted to go... 😋

Actually, she really is: she's leaving in a few minutes 😂

 

[matticus]

It irritates me immensely.

there's another thread for that, you buffoon.

 

[tyred]

What is wrong with repeating jokes anyway?

It worked out pretty well for Bruce Forsythe!

 

[Vapin' Joe]

It worked out pretty well for Bruce Forsythe!

There's no E in Forsyth.

Just so's you know.

 

[raleighnut]

"There are only 3 original ideas in the world and you haven't had any of them."

The best thing my life drawing teacher said to me (and the class) as a precocious teenager.

In Art at School we were often told to go outside and draw something, the school was opposite a Norman Church with a fantastic Lychgate or some turned round and drew the old school building (former Church School)
I went out and drew the outside lavvy.................Pan, Cistern and downpipe..............it got put up on the wall as nobody had ever in all the years drawn that.................How about that for originality