Any good jokes ... ?

[Ming the Merciless]

 

[Dave7]

Why ALL women should marry !!!

Not everything in your life will go as you wish. When things go wrong who will you blame if you dont have a husband ?

 

[Dave7]

There is nothing more scary than having your 1st fart after having diarrhoea.

 

[morrisman]

Please don't accept any friends requests from my parents, they've been hacked
Lizzie Borden

 

[Dave7]

Last year I read that bananas clean your colon.
I only found out today that you are supposed to eat them.

 

[Dave7]

Paddy is at Micks house to watch the footy.
When's its finished Paddy gets up to go home but they find out its p*ssing down with rain.
Mick says "stay the night here, I'll go and make a bed up for you".
When he comes back down Paddy is soaking wet and Mick asks "what's happened to you, why are you so wet"?
Paddy says "i went home for my pyjamas ".

 

[tyred]

 

[Punkawallah]

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Wait - that’ supposed to be done as a -joke-?

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Last year I read that bananas clean your colon.
I only found out today that you are supposed to eat them.

Well that's going to mess up my new hobby!!!

 

[tyred]

At school, the teacher told me to stop looking out the window as I'd never get a job that required looking out the window.

He was wrong. I'm now a bus driver.

 

[Dave7]

This is so wrong..... sky are showing the world origami competition but its paper view.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

 

[tyred]

 

[Dave7]

Only a woman that has given birth without an epidural can understand what a man goes through when he has man flu.

 

[markemark]

Only a woman that has given birth without an epidural can understand what a man goes through when he has man flu.

If it lasts for more than a week it can also be upgraded to He-bola