Any good jokes ... ?

[Yellow Fang]

Why didn't the dodo cross the road?
It was a flyover.

 

[Dave7]

I was in the red light district of Amsterdam and I saw Sting (the singer).
He was having a massage in a brothel.

 

[AndyRM]

I was in the red light district of Amsterdam and I saw Sting (the singer).
He was having a massage in a brothel.

Given his self proclaimed abilities, I'd imagine that was an expensive session.

 

[Profpointy]

I was in the red light district of Amsterdam and I saw Sting (the singer).
He was having a massage in a brothel.

Groan !

That took me longer than it should have done.

 

[Sharky]

I was in the red light district of Amsterdam and I saw Sting (the singer).
He was having a massage in a brothel.

... And what were you doing there?

 

[Dave7]

... And what were you doing there?

Shhh, dont tell anyone.

 

[johnnyb47]

@Dave7
When you saw Sting was he singing Roxanne by any chance 🤣

 

[Dave7]

@Dave7
When you saw Sting was he singing Roxanne by any chance 🤣

He was erhh ahhh otherwise engaged

 

[Andy in Germany]

... And what were you doing there?

He was with the vice squad, on a sting operation.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

I'm over 40 years old, and have never used essential oils.

Which does beg the question, just how essential are they?

(Stephen Cookson, Stand Up Comedian).

 

[Cavalol]

... And what were you doing there?

Are you going to call The Police?

 

[Sharky]

Are you going to call The Police?

You too?

 

[Speicher]

He was with the vice squad, on a sting operation.

They were watching every move he made, every step he took.

 

[Yellow Fang]

Nobody liked my dodo joke then? It took me 40 minutes to think of that.

 

[Yellow Fang]

Thank you @Sharky