Any good jokes ... ?

[colly]

Bruce Lee's daughter Simone now makes a living selling mobile phone contracts.

Don't get it.

 

[Oldhippy]

Sim one?

 

[colly]

Sim one?

Oh Kaaay . Where does Bruce Lee fit in? (apart from anywhere he damn well likes)

 

[Oldhippy]

Not a clue.

 

[Seevio]

Don't get it.

Some mobile phone contracts include a phone and some are Simone Lee.

 

[Oldhippy]

Ah-ha!

 

[colly]

Penny dropped.

Better late than never.

 

[Dumpty]

Got up at 4.30 and thought I'd cycle to work, got the bike out of the shed and it started to pour down so I thought sod this I'll get back into bed for an hour. Into bed and spooned the missus who was half asleep, I said it's pouring down outside

She said yeah and that daft bugger has cycled to work.

 

[Dave7]

By your standards, that's awful.

Took me till now, clever one.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

By your standards, that's awful.

That did take me quite a while to work out

 

[lenfield]

Got up at 4.30 and thought I'd cycle to work, got the bike out of the shed and it started to pour down so I thought sod this I'll get back into bed for an hour. Into bed and spooned the missus who was half asleep, I said it's pouring down outside

She said yeah and that daft bugger has cycled to work.

In another version she says, "Put the £50 on the dressing table."

 

[tyred]