Any good jokes ... ?
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Smokin Joe
Legendary Member
- Location
- Bare headed cyclist, Smoker
A man goes to confession;
"Bless me father for I have sinned. That car I sold you last week father, the big ends were knocking so I retarded the ignition and I put sawdust in the back axle to deaden the whine..."
"Bless me father for I have sinned. That car I sold you last week father, the big ends were knocking so I retarded the ignition and I put sawdust in the back axle to deaden the whine..."
TwickenhamCyclist
Guest
How do you know if there is a pilot at the party?
He'll tell you...
Joey Shabadoo
My pronouns are "He", "Him" and "buggerlugs"
Pilots are like Yorkshiremen then?
raleighnut
Legendary Member
- Location
- One of the 'Elite'
Joey Shabadoo
My pronouns are "He", "Him" and "buggerlugs"
I always think of that when I see the Yorkshire broadband ad. I imagine every time you open a web page, the browser says "eh up" and Google starts "What tha lookin' for then our lad?"
mrandmrspoves
Middle aged bald git.
- Location
- Narfuk
Talking of Yorkshire - I found a recipe for their Butter Cake...............
Climb up Whernside.
Climb up Whernside.
flake99please
We all scream for ice cream
- Location
- Edinburgh
Sad news from the Nestle factory today as a staff member is crushed by a pallet of white chocolate. Their efforts of calling for help came to no avail, as each time they shouted 'the milky bars are on me' everybody cheered.
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
Nothing succeeds like a toothless parrot.
subaqua
What’s the point
- Location
- Leytonstone
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
I told his grandfather.
So iPhone owners are like vegans then?
LCpl Boiled Egg
Three word soundbite
I found a lion in my wardrobe this morning. I asked him what he was doing there and he said
"Narnia business"
"Narnia business"
