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- Bristolian
Tip for the Grand National.....
Dusty Carpet
..... never been beaten !
Dusty Carpet
..... never been beaten !
Any good jokes ... ?
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flake99please
We all scream for ice cream
- Location
- Edinburgh
A very sad day today....
After 7 years of medical training and hard work, a very good friend of mine has been struck off after one minor indiscretion. He slept with one of his patients (they were good friends) and can now no longer work in the profession he loves. What a waste of time, effort, training and money. A genuinely nice guy and a brilliant vet...
After 7 years of medical training and hard work, a very good friend of mine has been struck off after one minor indiscretion. He slept with one of his patients (they were good friends) and can now no longer work in the profession he loves. What a waste of time, effort, training and money. A genuinely nice guy and a brilliant vet...
Seevio
Guru
- Location
- South Glos
When I rang up to book tickets to my local sea life centre, I got a message saying my call may be recorded for training porpoises.
subaqua
What’s the point
- Location
- Leytonstone
raleighnut
Legendary Member
- Location
- One of the 'Elite'
Drinking tea made with 12A Tips teabags.
A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer.
The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings."
The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer.
The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings."
The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar."
The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bullying bears in bars in Billings."
The bear goes to the end of the bar, and as promised, eats the woman.
He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer.
The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bullying bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs."
The bear says, "I'm NOT on drugs."
The bartender says,
"You are now. That was a barbitchyouate!"
The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings."
The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer.
The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings."
The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar."
The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bullying bears in bars in Billings."
The bear goes to the end of the bar, and as promised, eats the woman.
He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer.
The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bullying bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs."
The bear says, "I'm NOT on drugs."
The bartender says,
"You are now. That was a barbitchyouate!"
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
I took a train from Bristol to Totnes.
The train operating company say they would like it returned.
The train operating company say they would like it returned.
TwickenhamCyclist
Guest
Apparantly Pfizer have teamed up with the Catholic Church... its a slow-acting version that helps you rise three days later...
TwickenhamCyclist
Guest
I asked our local yoga teacher if she could teach me to do the splits.
She said "Depends. How flexible are you?"
I said "Well I can't do Thursdays."
flake99please
We all scream for ice cream
- Location
- Edinburgh
I rubbed baked beans into my eyes. I now know it wasn't a smart thing to do, with the benefit of heinzsight.
