betty swollocks
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A well-known German composer walks into a video store and asks the guy behind the counter,
"Where can I find a copy of Terminator?"
"Aisle B, Bach."
"Where can I find a copy of Terminator?"
"Aisle B, Bach."
Parallel lines have so much in common. Pity they will never meet.
Consider a globe. Lines of longitude are parallel, but meet at the poles.
They meet because they aren't parallel.
It was an analogy.
Lines of longitude are parallel on the surface they describe. Similarly, true parallel lines can meet, depending on the curvature of spacetime.
That's got to be THE funniest joke on here? I'll need painkillers to put my ribs back to normal after that. Is it Milton Jones, that one?Umm, the last bit is wrong. If they meet they ain't parallel - that's what being parallel means. With certain versions of curved spacetime parallel lines simply don't exisit. With others, you could have many lines through a point parallel to a given line. It's an axiom of Euclidean geometry that there exisits one and only one line through a point parallel to another line. Other axioms are available.
It's the way he tells 'em.That's got to be THE funniest joke on here? I'll need painkillers to put my ribs back to normal after that. Is it Milton Jones, that one?
Umm, the last bit is wrong. If they meet they ain't parallel - that's what being parallel means. With certain versions of curved spacetime parallel lines simply don't exisit. With others, you could have many lines through a point parallel to a given line. It's an axiom of Euclidean geometry that there exisits one and only one line through a point parallel to another line. Other axioms are available.
Vanishing Point ?Umm, the last bit is wrong. If they meet they ain't parallel - that's what being parallel means. With certain versions of curved spacetime parallel lines simply don't exisit. With others, you could have many lines through a point parallel to a given line. It's an axiom of Euclidean geometry that there exisits one and only one line through a point parallel to another line. Other axioms are available.
It was an analogy.
Lines of longitude are parallel on the surface they describe.
That's one hell of a punchline, but I still didn't get it.It was an analogy.
Lines of longitude are parallel on the surface they describe. Similarly, true parallel lines can meet, depending on the curvature of spacetime.