Any good jokes ... ?

[pjd57]

I always thought they were singing about the great cow blight - that forced many Scots to emigrate to the US

Methil - No Moo-er
Lewis - No Moo-er
Skye - No Moo-er

Great karaoke song.

You can stick in your own preferred no more bits.

Thatcher no more !

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Rangers no more

 

[Andy_R]

"WHAT DO WE WANT?"

"A time machine"

"WHEN DO WE WANT IT?"

"It doesn't matter"

What do we want

A cure for apathy

When do we want it

Whenever

 

[pjd57]

Rangers no more

Ok , I'll admit I used that one as well.

 

[benb]

What do we want?
Gradual change!
When do we want it?
In due course!

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

I used to be good at wordplay.

Once a pun a time.

 

[Electric_Andy]

"What do we want?"
"An end to acronyms!"
When do we want it?"
"ASAP!"

 

[swee'pea99]

"What do we want?"
"A cure for Tourettes"
When do we want it?"
"Daffodil!"

 

[Threevok]

What do we want ?
An end to digression!
When do we want it?
Funny you should ask - Last Tuesday, I was walking to the shops.........

 

[Electric_Andy]

I don't like this hot weather, it makes my hat and coat all sweaty

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

 

[Nibor]

What do we want?
A cure for amnesia.
When do we want it?
What?

 

[Hitchington]

What is green and doesn't weigh very much?

Light green.

 

[Cavalol]

 

[Lullabelle]

There were queues outside M&S shops across England, people are returning their waistcoats.