Any good jokes ... ?

[betty swollocks]

Childish humour alert....

 

[subaqua]

I prefer greyhound racing, but the trouble is your feet drag on the ground.

Not for some members here we both know several ... who would also say same

 

[Chris S]

Childish humour alert....
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Even more childish ...

 

[Cavalol]

Just started a job in a band. They gave me a double bass but it was too big for me to play, so I took it apart, shaved it down and.......viola.

 

[Cavalol]

I am becoming increasingly concerned about the growing number of malapropisms on this page.

They seem to be spreading like wildflower.

 

[Salty seadog]

I am becoming increasingly concerned about the growing number of malapropisms on this page.

They seem to be spreading like wildflower.

You're barking up the wrong end of the stick.

 

[Speicher]

You're barking up the wrong end of the stick.

You're up a creek without a pedal.

 

[colly]

Well it's better than having your cleft stick over a barrel.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Childish humour alert....

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Even more childish ...

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And again

 

[subaqua]

And again

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[Profpointy]

I am becoming increasingly concerned about the growing number of malapropisms on this page.

They seem to be spreading like wildflower.

Is that some kind of allegory.... on the banks of the nile

 

[betty swollocks]

“Well I can tell you the bowler’s Holding, the batsman’s Willey”— Brian Johnston, England v West Indies, 5th Test, The Oval, Aug-1976*
and other gems here.

 

[marshmella]

A pie costs 0ne Dollar in Jamaica and two Dollars in Trinidad and Tobago;

This is the pie rates of the Caribbean.

 

[Dave7]

A pie costs 0ne Dollar in Jamaica and two Dollars in Trinidad and Tobago;

This is the pie rates of the Caribbean.

So bad it is almost good.
Almost

 

[marshmella]

So bad it is almost good.
Almost

I know don't blame me it was an offering from my daughter, she's 21 years old not 5