Any good jokes ... ?
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Smokin Joe
Legendary Member
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- Bare headed cyclist, Smoker
Make the neighbours think you've given your wife an orgasm. Wait till she's in the shower and flush the downstairs toilet.
The Flight Attendant...
The flight attendant sees a suspicious looking couple on board, so she reports it to the Captain immediately.
“Sir, I think we have a case of human trafficking. There is a very pretty, hot and sexy, female passenger on board, who looks quite frightened and the man she is with is an old slob who looks like a lecher, very sullen, mean and dangerous! "
The captain responds, “Patricia, I’ve told you this before. This is Air Force One...”
The flight attendant sees a suspicious looking couple on board, so she reports it to the Captain immediately.
“Sir, I think we have a case of human trafficking. There is a very pretty, hot and sexy, female passenger on board, who looks quite frightened and the man she is with is an old slob who looks like a lecher, very sullen, mean and dangerous! "
The captain responds, “Patricia, I’ve told you this before. This is Air Force One...”
Lullabelle
Banana
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- Midlands UK
Never let an eye doctor cut up your cocaine, the first line is really big then they get smaller and smaller....
Threevok
Growing old disgracefully
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- South Wales
A Judges's two sons appeared in court before him, for stealing two expensive cars.
The youngest stole a sports coupe, whilst the oldest stole a convertible.
The judge gave his youngest son a 2 year suspended sentence, but gave the eldest 25 years!
When he asked why he was given such a long sentence the Judge replied
"Life is a cabriolet, old son"
The youngest stole a sports coupe, whilst the oldest stole a convertible.
The judge gave his youngest son a 2 year suspended sentence, but gave the eldest 25 years!
When he asked why he was given such a long sentence the Judge replied
"Life is a cabriolet, old son"
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I'm reporting this thread to Trading Standard, the title states Good Jokes, I've yet to read one.
glasgowcyclist
Charming but somewhat feckless
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- Scotland
Threevok
Growing old disgracefully
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- South Wales
It's Tuesday. You don't get my "A" game on a Tuesday, people 
NorthernDave
Never used Über Member
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- The real Northern Powerhouse
Dayvo
just passin' through
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- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
